I wear pants. I scribble on little pieces of paper.

David Bowie, Frank Black, Yann Tiersen, Nick Cave, Carl Stalling, Franz Ferninand, the Little Shop of Horrors soundtrack, Klaus Nomi, Queen, almost all of Weird Al's non-parody music, Voltaire, Danny Elfman, Bruce McCulloch, The Cure, early Elton John, Arrested Development, Madness, Talking Heads, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, INXS, They Might Be Giants, Tiny Tim, Space, Taco, Aqua, The Bran Flakes, The Cure, Dust/ Chemical Brothers, Eels, Mel Gibson and the Pants (earlier stuff prefered), Squirrel Nut Zippers, William Shatner, some Beck, Fantastic Plastic Machine, Seu Jorge, T-Rex, Adam Ant, Voltaire, William Shatner, Jerry Lee Lewis, Moulin Rouge soundtrack, Men Without Hats, Ian Durry & the Blockheads, Firewater, Tom Waits, The Beatles, and Circus Contraption.

The Fisher King, Naked Lunch, Death To Smoochy, The Royal Tenenbaums, Blue Velvet, Spirited Away, Time Bandits, Howard The Duck, Gummo, Amelie, Marx Brothers, Batman Returns, Hudsucker Proxy, In the Mouth of Madness, Ermest Goes to Camp, Falling Down, Drop Dead Fred, Superman the Musical, Moulin Rouge, any Charlie Chaplin, IT, any Gamera...

Kids in the Hall, Saturday Night Live (up until the early 90's), Tom Goes To The Mayor, The Prisioner, Dr. Who, Ah! Real Monsters, Stare Trek the Next Generation, Sliders, Duckman, Stella, Quantum Leap, My Hero, Ren and Stimpy, Rocco's Modern Life, Peewee's Playhouse, Pete and Pete, Mr. Show, Futurama, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, ...

Don Quixote, Oliver Twist, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Peter Pan, Road to Mars, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Neverwhere, Naked Lunch, Voltaire, legal texts, Happy Days (weekly story papers), Zippy the Pinhead, Amy and Jordan, Underworld, Snake'n'Bacon, Changeling: The Dreaming, many of Bentley Little's short stories, Tristan Tzara's writings, some Lovecraft, some Tolkien, and Waiting For Godot.